Movies, Mook, & More

Let's just get this out of the way. The Mission: Impossible movies are downright inspiring, to say the least. They make me want to try new things, go left when I want to go right , and be the best person I can be. This review about the limited edition Kellogg's Pop Tart Splitz will use small quotes and snippets from the first in the series that started an incomparable string of six films that span over two decades (and counting!) Does Kellogg's successfully pull off the Splitz? Read on to find out! As I prepare to eat Pop Tart Splitz Drizzled Sugar Cookie/Frosted Brownie Batter, I'm a little nervous, so I say to myself: Luther Stickell: you really think we can do this. Ethan Hunt: We're going to do it. I bite into the pastry and... Ethan Hunt: Relax Luther, it's much worse than you think. Perhaps if I ate each side separately? Yes that would be better, but together: Jack Harmen: Just don't chew it. At the very least, following the consumption of ...

When I was a kid, I LOVED the story of Humpty Dumpty (me and Tom Cruise both). After all, who doesn't love a story about an egg on a wall? The tale has captured the attention of adults and children for centuries. But, why do people love it so much? In my opinion, it's because it's about an egg. We all love eggs. How many times in your life have you eaten something with an egg in it? Imagine how many breakfasts and deserts would fail without eggs. No more breakfast burritos, no more cookies or brownies (ok we would all die)! Eggs are life! I remember a day back when I was in college. I was starving, in the middle of finals week, and did not have any time to go to the store. Hoping for some miraculous event, I walked into the kitchen to see if I had any food left. I opened my fridge and found.... 36 eggs. HOW COULD I POSSIBLY SURVIVE FOR THE REST OF THE WEEK OFF OF JUST EGGS! I panicked. Would I have to eat.... fast food for a meal? I couldn't. I'd rather eat rott...

Welcome to Movies, Mook, and More! This is your new home for everything that needs to be reviewed. See a new film? Publish your critique and ratings right here. Try a delicious new smooth Mook flavor? Transfer the joy your taste buds felt directly into words. Bite into a delicious new burguer? Publish the juice. Grab a bag of cancerous cereAL off the shelf? Try it with milk and tell us what you think. Consider this your outlet. All bloggers are welcome to contribute. Here are the rules for publishing posts: 1. All posts must include accuracy, desireability, and creativity ratings, each out of 10 points 2. All posts must reference Mission Impossible So, are you ready to feel mookie!?!?! Your mission, should you chose to accept it, is to make this the most widely used blog on the web. To assist you, I've chosen your team for you. Agent Movie, Agent Mook, Agent CereAL, and Agent Burguer. Should any of your IMF team be caught or killed, the secretary will disavow any knowledge ...