Let's just get this out of the way. The Mission: Impossible movies are downright inspiring, to say the least. They make me want to try new things, go left when I want to go right, and be the best person I can be. This review about the limited edition Kellogg's Pop Tart Splitz will use small quotes and snippets from the first in the series that started an incomparable string of six films that span over two decades (and counting!) Does Kellogg's successfully pull off the Splitz? Read on to find out!
As I prepare to eat Pop Tart Splitz Drizzled Sugar Cookie/Frosted Brownie Batter, I'm a little nervous, so I say to myself:
Luther Stickell: you really think we can do this.
Ethan Hunt: We're going to do it.
I bite into the pastry and...
Ethan Hunt: Relax Luther, it's much worse than you think.
Perhaps if I ate each side separately? Yes that would be better, but together:
Jack Harmen: Just don't chew it.
At the very least, following the consumption of two odd-combination pastries, I am alive:
Ethan Hunt: Zero bodycount.
And, unfortunately, I echo Jack:
Jack Harmen: I call it cruel and unusual.
Sadly, there are things that just don't go together, just like:
Ethan Hunt: RED LIGHT, GREEN LIGHT!
That is to say, you can't stop and go at a green light. It's one or the other. It doesn't feel right to chew on a pastry concoction of two classic any-time treats that when combined become a conglomeration of indistinguishable sugary artificial flavors. Unfortunately, these Spliz fail to put the "art" in "artificial" for me. So, Kelloggs, I'd say we should leave the Splitz to the dancers and gymnasts. Or Ethan Hunt. I'm sure he can do them.
Creativity: 9/10
Accuracy: 3/10
Desirability: 5/10
As I prepare to eat Pop Tart Splitz Drizzled Sugar Cookie/Frosted Brownie Batter, I'm a little nervous, so I say to myself:
Luther Stickell: you really think we can do this.
Ethan Hunt: We're going to do it.
I bite into the pastry and...
Ethan Hunt: Relax Luther, it's much worse than you think.
Perhaps if I ate each side separately? Yes that would be better, but together:
Jack Harmen: Just don't chew it.
At the very least, following the consumption of two odd-combination pastries, I am alive:
Ethan Hunt: Zero bodycount.
And, unfortunately, I echo Jack:
Jack Harmen: I call it cruel and unusual.
Sadly, there are things that just don't go together, just like:
Ethan Hunt: RED LIGHT, GREEN LIGHT!
That is to say, you can't stop and go at a green light. It's one or the other. It doesn't feel right to chew on a pastry concoction of two classic any-time treats that when combined become a conglomeration of indistinguishable sugary artificial flavors. Unfortunately, these Spliz fail to put the "art" in "artificial" for me. So, Kelloggs, I'd say we should leave the Splitz to the dancers and gymnasts. Or Ethan Hunt. I'm sure he can do them.
Creativity: 9/10
Accuracy: 3/10
Desirability: 5/10
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