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Imagine this. You've just jumped out of a plane from 20,000 feet. You have to release your parachute close to the ground so you're not detected by enemy sensors. The man you jumped out with just got struck by lightning and you're both falling to your death. You've got 1 minute left to live. So... what's the last thing you're gonna eat? Fortunately for you, I have the answer. And it's not what you would think.

Say hello to perfectly seasoned beef. Greet the extra crispy mound of bacon on top of it. Then, give salutations to the warm, juicy pineapple dripping down your fingers. Wave to the tangy bbq sauce. Do a secret handshake with the habanero Tillamook cheese. Elbow bump the avocado slices. Give a high five to the spicy cilantro sauce. Finally a hug to the buttered and toasted brioche bun bringing it all together. Well, you've just met the greatest burger you've ever had.

THIS is gonna be your last meal. The picture says more than I can say. All I can say is

IM FEELIN' MORE MOOKIE THAN I EVER HAVE
Accuracy 10/10
Creativity 10/10
Desireability 10/10




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  1. Do you have mook? A bubuer? CereAL? Cause I'm gonna find it. And I'm gonna eat it.June 30, 2019 at 2:02 PM

    Which bubuer is it?

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    1. Tom CruiseJune 30, 2019 at 2:25 PM

      @Do you have mook? A bubuer? Cereal? Cause I'm gonna find it. And I'm gonna eat it.

      I don't quite understand your question

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