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This is your new home for everything that needs to be reviewed. See a new film? Publish your critique and ratings right here. Try a delicious new smooth Mook flavor? Transfer the joy your taste buds felt directly into words. Bite into a delicious new burguer? Publish the juice. Grab a bag of cancerous cereAL off the shelf? Try it with milk and tell us what you think. Consider this your outlet.
All bloggers are welcome to contribute. Here are the rules for publishing posts:

1. All posts must include accuracy, desireability, and creativity ratings, each out of 10 points
2. All posts must reference Mission Impossible

So, are you ready to feel mookie!?!?!
Your mission, should you chose to accept it, is to make this the most widely used blog on the web. To assist you, I've chosen your team for you. Agent Movie, Agent Mook, Agent CereAL, and Agent Burguer. Should any of your IMF team be caught or killed, the secretary will disavow any knowledge of your actions. Good luck, Ethan. This blog will self-destruct in 5 seconds.

Tom Cruise

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